Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates

Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci sing about Riki’s recent experience on a go kart. Lyrics: Get on my go kart, strap myself in Rev up the engine let the fun begin Put my foot on the gas and I’m outta the gate But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates My body’s tingling from my head to my toes But the thing that’s really buzzing I hope nobody knows Cause I’m feeling kinda funny in a biblical way God damn it’s shaking hard on my Georgia O’Keefe bouquet I never guessed this trembling machine would Turn the motor on under my hood Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb Hope nobody notices I’m getting a lube job Don’t need no gentleman to start my engine Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension Trying to cover up my scandal like I’m Goldman Sachs But shit is getting real on this indoor track About to go blind and I feel like a creep Cause it’s pressing on my horn like beep beep beep Now my driving is getting erratic Cause this transmission is automatic Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it No one look at me cause this is it Green flag go go holy shit! Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating Go kart racing

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13 Responses to Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) by Garfunkel and Oates

  1. sancombru says:

    Georgia O’Keefe bouquet XD

  2. dorkswatfish says:

    like if AOTS sent you here

  3. dragonkikey says:

    AOTS new favorite band:)

  4. georgelopez180 says:

    @Zu94ll4k was that a pun?

  5. JeffreyACarson says:

    Just stumbled on you guys after looking up some songs from Kate off Raising Hope. I think I just listened to every song and shared everyone with friends on FB! Too funny! Great stuff and very clever indeed! Good luck with the new album!

  6. Laeiryn says:

    And people wonder why I date racer guys with stick shifts… >D

  7. Comptrollguy says:

    @amodino She’s also on a new show Raising Hope! Riki (blonde) was on The Big Bang Theory a while ago!

  8. samiamtamaal1 says:

    1:30 i like how they say holy sheeeeeeet

  9. tsundertaker says:

    this is funny

  10. cavad says:

    so easy to ahhhhhh ‘jizz* to this awesome video

  11. DominicBucciTWW says:

    whores….ILOVEIT =)

  12. Zu94ll4k says:

    how some people can dislike this? Its so funny, full of enjoyment, full of happyness..

  13. o0OpurpleturtleO0o says:

    Attack of the show<3

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